Seen on Nachum Segal's Facebook wall on Sunday: Is there gas available in Williamsburg? Reply: Of course - there's plenty of chulent.

Overheard on Facebook on Motzei Shabbos: Anyone need gas? My husband seems to have plenty...

Husband: Ugh, I'm gassy. Wife: That explains the gas shortage! You've been hoarding!

Courtesy of Mordechai Schmutter: Help! I told the guys in shul I was feelng gassy, and now i have a long line of cars and people with jerry cans behind me!

Time for some post Sandy jokes, don't you think? Here goes: 1985 Buick station wagon for sale. On its last legs. Has full tank of gas.